For Sale Various Mopar Trim some NOS and lots of used parts

[marty mopar]

1969 300 Grille 96.50 No medallion Used
1969 Imperial Turn signal relays/motors 40.00 each NOS
1970 Imperial Taillights 155.00 per side NOS used 45.00 left side only
Miscellaneous chrome trim used 15.00 each (on hose)
1962 Imperial Tail lenses 25.00 each used, small stress cracks
1970 Sport Fury Wheel Opening Moldings ( 2 door ) set of four 181.00 NOS
Wheels 20.00 each. Statue of my ex-wife is guarding these against thieves, bums, speed freaks and the junkies that live next door.
1971 Headlamp washer brushes used 15.00
Doors or fenders 45.00 each
Miscellaneous medallions and moldings not yet inventoried. Give me another week
or so to get through them. Some of the moldings have no wrappers or part numbers.
Got these at a closed dealership last year. A royal headache to figure out!
Have more NOS not listed and plenty of used stuff too.

Shipping extra
No POB, Iraq or prison shipping

Sorry about some of the pictures as the lens or the software is woggy. I'm cashing the 4 or 5 stimulus checks I got if I can get my bank off their lazy asses as they claim they are fraudulent.

PM me for more info

 

[Trailer Park]

70 sport fury wheel opening molding I will take if in excellent condition. Can you send picts?

 

[marty mopar]

Camera inoperative....will get back to you when Nikon comes up with a fix.
My lame friend took my cellphone for a swim yesterday so I'm waiting to get this resolved.
Next I expect a blimp to cream my house in a low flyover.....bad luck all around.

 

[Trailer Park]

Camera inoperative....will get back to you when Nikon comes up with a fix.
My lame friend took my cellphone for a swim yesterday so I'm waiting to get this resolved.
Next I expect a blimp to cream my house in a low flyover.....bad luck all around.

Ok, thanks.

 

[marty mopar]

Got the camera to work after sliding some aluminum foil over the chip in it. But now all pictures are backwards and upside down.
The software will not allow me to fix that so I am going to use my film camera and digitize the pics so I can post here.

 

[ricks_RR]

do i see 67/68 rear bumperetts if so more pictures and how much

 

[detmatt]

do i see 67/68 rear bumperetts if so more pictures and how much

I thought so too but upon closer inspection I don’t think they are....

 

[Trailer Park]

any 70-71 sport fury doors or fenders?

 

[marty mopar]

those are earlier bumper parts and do not have any Fury sheet metal

 

[marty mopar]

Camera fixed

 

[marty mopar]

All parts sold to a guy in Jamaica.

No cash/paypal or CC for this transaction. All was done by sending me a large load of primo weed by FED EX.

Worked out just great.

Brownies I made from this stuff are deadly.....I ate 2 and found myself with
my pants gone, no ID, very confused and in line for my Covid shot. I had to
do some serious explaining to get the shot plus pay the guy with some cash
I had in the car.

 

[Trailer Park]

Can I get the pictures of the 70 fury wheel opening moldings?

 

[marty mopar]

Well no the guy in Jamaica has it now. I can send you his phone # if you want...........

 

[Trailer Park]

Well no the guy in Jamaica has it now. I can send you his phone # if you want...........

What am I missing here? I said I would take them and then we were waiting on the camera to work ... I've done business with you in the past and paid quickly. Now you are talking about weed - you are serious about the guy in Jamaica?

 

[marty mopar]

The guy in Jamaica turned out to be a undercover narc. Luckily I was able to pay off some officials at the airport, buy 2 plane tickets (one for me and the other for my ex-wife), rent a place to store the parts and make it back to Miami. Now to deal with the trumped up tax evasion charges leveled against me and the McDonald's I am part owner of.

Moral of the story: never eat anything bigger than your head & beware of ads that seem too good to be true.

While I'm at it I just bought a Fury GT and need to get it off my property. Needs a starter. Come and get it.

 

[detmatt]

Well no more straight answers I guess....

 

[Trailer Park]

Well no more straight answers I guess....

April fools joke... I didn't look at the date. Well played. I was looking forward to getting my sport fury trim.

 

[marty mopar]

Glad you enjoyed it and those pictures were fun to do.

 

[detmatt]

Glad you enjoyed it and those pictures were fun to do.

The longest April fools prank ever!

 

[Trailer Park]

The longest April fools prank ever!

The problem is that I just bought a couple of parts from him a week ago. I guess I was in the zone...