Thread for Craigslist morons

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

 

[cantflip]

EB... same mentality
Lot Of 6 1960’s Chrysler Imperial Headlights | eBay
"Lot Of 6 1960’s Chrysler Imperial Headlights"

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Has the "What you see is what you get." I feel a neg com'in!

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Maybe it's just me, but...being it's not a 72, it's not brown, $30,000? and supposedly always stored inside and I see tons of wet leaves...hate to rag on another Imperial owner...come on...But, this year has had a bunch of bizarre 72-73 Imperial sellers...

1972 Chysler Imperial Lebaron

 

[tbm3fan]

I really want to smack this seller. Can I???

1992 Nissan 240sx
1992 240sx hatch
5 speed, 220k + on body, unknown miles on motor, welded diff, full aftermarket suspension (coilovers and all suspension arms), front and rear sway bar, cold air intake, 1 piece driveshaft, "drift button" on the ebrake, real Sparco fixed bucket seats with 4 point harness, gutted from the seats back, sleepy eye headlights with LED bars.
Vehicle overheats, don't know why, never checked it out. Started putting money into my other car and left this one to the side. Hasn't been driven for a year. Currently in Non Op. Just swap the motor or fix this one and it's drift ready. $2300 OBO
**This is an old picture, car is on 350z stock wheels now**

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Maybe it's just me, but...being it's not a 72, it's not brown, $30,000? and supposedly always stored inside and I see tons of wet leaves...hate to rag on another Imperial owner...come on...But, this year has had a bunch of bizarre 72-73 Imperial sellers...

1972 Chysler Imperial Lebaron
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this guy added to his ad since the original ad that his 30K number is not a typo...he did it to get serious inquiries? and all reasonable offers considered....wonder if he would take 5K?

 

[300Nutter]

To bad there arent any half-decent fusi-Imperials on Craigslist that need rescuing around me....because I am really in a mood to almost take one on just for the same of saving some history!

 

[JJ300]

Lexus 2001 ES300 for sell,
clean title!! Transmission: Automatic
Full option, 144669 miles, new tires on Drove for 150132.
Reason: graduated!!

If you interested text me on show contact info


Glad he graduated. Proper English not his subject I see.... "for SELL".....

 

[shooter65]

“Well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited…”

Rocket

 

[commando1]

Grammar is no longer taught. Too many immigrants were failing and lowering the bar so it was dropped.

 

[78Brougham]

Anyone remember the "Ebonics" fiasco....

 

[67newport]

completely forgot about ebonics

 

[1970cat]

"The Soul Brothers" from Airplane I & II
airplane!

 

[shooter65]

I think this one may be the new "too beat" Craigslist for Morons winner.

One owner car

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Cryptocurrency? new to me.

 

[twostick]

Cryptocurrency? new to me.

Bitcoin.

Kevin

 

[tbm3fan]

I'm speechless... Bet his neighbors just love him.
1975 Civic CVCC

I have a rusted out 1975 civic cvcc. The body was beyond repair. I have a clean title and and I cut off all the plates. I was saving this for my RHD build but I am moving out of California and will no longer need this tilte and vin plates.

No smog needed for a 1975 in California. You could modify your car as you see fit.

 

[BLUPORT]

This one has been floating around CL so long...

1964 Chrysler 300 - Truck trade?

VIN: 8243253538
condition: excellent
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 100300
paint color: silver
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: coupe


1964 Chrysler 300 2 door hardtop, original survivor with one repaint in the original color years ago, Silver Turquoise Poly # 12648. Absolutely NO Rust. Chrome on front bumper is worn, all other chrome and stainless is very nice.
Just turned 100,000 last year. Bucket seats, passenger seat reclines, tilt wheel, console with floor shift, vacuum gauge still works, AM radio sounds great.
383 4 barrel, Torqueflite, 3.23 axle, all stock. Dual exhaust, mellow sound, not loud.
Car Needs nothing, drive home.
May consider 1971 and older Dodge pickups in trade or partial trade in similar condition.
Chrysler Dodge Plymouth Mopar

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

***edit, I guess he's not a complete moron, but methinks he's aiming a bit high.

 

[Dobalovr]

A typical Dodge D150 in similar condition around here is a $4k-$6k buy seems reasonable to me for a 64 Non Letter car...or am I wrong?

 

[cantflip]

The "Morons" thread has long been one of my favorites... and dormant for too long IMO...

So a little bump for this poor fella advertising these in Orlando...
Snow Chains for 22.5 semi wheels
Snow Chains for 22.5 semi wheels - $50 (Winter Park)

"I have a total of 7 snow chains for sale. They fit 22.5 wheels with semi tractor tires. Like new and ready for use! Feel free to text me @ 4zero7-XXX-XXXX,name is Jeff."

BTW, this Moron Jeff is not the same as the Moron posting for your amusement...