Thread for Craigslist morons

[67newport]

Garage Muscle Car - $20000

i quest this belongs here

Garage Muscle Car

1966 Chevy Nova SS
2nd Owner
Unfinished
2 Motors
2 Transmissions
New Front Fenders
New Quarter Panels

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Just seen recently, no need to post ad, 1 picture say's it all (it's from Jew'Ja).
Lets see... enough cups for beer pong, cooler's a plus, Home Depot 5 gal bucket... meh, But! looks like 1/2 a weedwacker, I'm Game!

 

[cm23uoc]

Just made room for the interior shots.

 

[rapidtrans]

Picture taken from the steps of the inevitable double wide.

 

[LocuMob]

Picture taken from the steps of the inevitable double wide.

 

[1970cat]

1966 or 1967 plymouth sport fury
1966 or 1967 plymouth sport fury - $5500

either a 1966 or a 1967 plymouth sport fur 2 door

needs restoration

i see other posts selling theirs for 10k and in by far worse conditions, so currently i am listing it for $5500 or best offer

if you have questions please give me a call @ show contact info - Reagan

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

1966 plymouth fury

fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

 

[FK3 Sport Fury]

Gotta wonder how bad this thing is when the seller takes pictures from 20 feet away.I think he's overpriced by a factor of 3.

Selling my 74 charger with 383. It did run a year ago but its a project not a daily driver, needs paint, interior, and so on. Will consider some trades. Call Arnie at 604.556.1232.

1974 Dodge Charger | Classic Cars | Penticton | Kijiji

 

[Xenon]

'74 did not come with a 383...
That pile is a mess... !!
I didn't know Canukians had such hard core drugs......
But, on a positive note,, it is only about 7grand over priced.....

 

[FK3 Sport Fury]

'74 did not come with a 383...
That pile is a mess... !!
I didn't know Canukians had such hard core drugs......
But, on a positive note,, it is only about 7grand over priced.....

We did legalize weed last year but there are other choices as you can tell by this ad.

The car is in a dry area of BC so the body might still be decent but it also has pretty hot summers so the interior is likely fried.Looks like most of the exterior trim never found it's way back on after the ghetto primer job,hopefully it's still with the car although it probably wasn't much much good anyways.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Self explanatory, no need to post link, being CL some foolish moron may buy it but being posted over a month ago.... heck seller still has hope, "updated: 5 days ago".

 

[tbm3fan]

Back to life and too good to pass.

2014 Ford Focus ST-3
Top of the line package
Only 66,846 miles on it
Runs and drives
Manual transmission
2.0 Turbo Engine
As you can see in the photos car is wrecked.
Asking $4,900 or best offer
If anyone is interested, contact me at show contact info .

 

[Mid70's Chrysler Fanatic]

Back to life and too good to pass.
View attachment 346302

He thought it was a good-looking car, which tells me his eyesight isn't good, leading up to CRASH... "uh, sorry, buddy, didn't see you in time."

I'd love to know what his idea of "runs and drives" is!

 

[Old Mike]

He thought it was a good-looking car, which tells me his eyesight isn't good, leading up to CRASH... "uh, sorry, buddy, didn't see you in time."

I'd love to know what his idea of "runs and drives" is!

I think he means “runs and drives, but you should only drive during the day, since the headlights are gone, and probably no more than a quarter of a mile (maybe less) since it looks like the radiator is gone and the engine will quickly overheat and seize”. Other than that, no problem.

 

[BLUPORT]

Well, there aren't a lot of 250hp+ little econoboxes laying around...

 

[tbm3fan]

Couldn't pass this one up: 1969 Buick Skylark

1969 BUICK SKYLARK CONVERTIBLE PROJECT WITH 455 CAR HAS BEEN SANDBLASTED
QUARTER PANELS HAVE BEEN CUT AND REPAIRS WERE STARTED BUT NEVER FINISHED
FLOORS ARE GOOD
POWER TOP CAR,NO INTERIOR, NO FRONT END
IT DID RUN A FEW YEARS AGO
CLEAN TITLE AND CURRENT REG IN HAND
$2500

 

[300rag]

^^^

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

 

[Mid70's Chrysler Fanatic]

1969 BUICK SKYLARK CONVERTIBLE PROJECT WITH 455 [BLAH, BLAH, BLAH] NO INTERIOR, NO FRONT END
IT DID RUN A FEW YEARS AGO
CLEAN TITLE AND CURRENT REG IN HAND
$2500

So it ran a few years ago. When was that, Sir Craigslist Moron? Around 1980?

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Moron or not you decide...

pontiac auto parts cleaner - $50 (woodlands)

pontiac auto parts cleaner - auto parts - by owner - vehicle...

serious inquiries should include phone #. has new on/off switch. was used to clean pontiac parts but I am certain it will clean other parts also. serious inquiries should include phone#. no# no response from me. I dont do text or email. I don't include my # because I got tired of 2am phone calls. >snip keywords<

posted: 2020-02-09 16:54
post id: 7072298391
updated: 2020-02-10 06:15

On the positive side check out his other ad's if your into Pontiac's as he seems to have discovered a hoard.

 

[Mid70's Chrysler Fanatic]

Moron or not you decide...

pontiac auto parts cleaner - auto parts - by owner - vehicle...

serious inquiries should include phone #. has new on/off switch. was used to clean pontiac parts but I am certain it will clean other parts also.

I can imagine Jay Leno, in his old "Headlines" segment, reading aloud the part you highlighted in red.