Interesting fact regarding Uranus

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As a serious science nerd, i must protest. that said,

Patient to Doctor "Tell me straight. Will I be ok Doc?"

Doctor?: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now"

Patient: "Doc, wait. I dont believe in that astrology stuff"

Doctor:“ Me either. My thermometer just broke in your butt”
 
As a serious science nerd, i must protest. that said,

Patient to Doctor "Tell me straight. Will I be ok Doc?"

Doctor?: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now"

Patient: "Doc, wait. I dont believe in that astrology stuff"

Doctor:“ Me either. My thermometer just broke in your butt”
Ouch. Not good to have glass in your ***!
 
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