Especially after a big bowl of chili the night before!
Have you heard of Star Trek toilet paper?
It orbits Uranus and wipes out Klingons.
Ouch. Not good to have glass in your ***!As a serious science nerd, i must protest. that said,
Patient to Doctor "Tell me straight. Will I be ok Doc?"
Doctor?: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now"
Patient: "Doc, wait. I dont believe in that astrology stuff"
Doctor:“ Me either. My thermometer just broke in your butt”