NOT MINE Not Mine 68 Chrysler Newport, Omaha NE $6000

[King Hooter]

This guy has a really creative way of writing his ad. But only posted a single picture.
Text of the Omaha Nebraska FB market place ad

1968 Chrysler Newport
$6,000
Details
Selling our Mom it’s a 1968 Chrysler Newport with a gas guzzling bad *** big block 383! She’s cold blooded like most woman are so you gotta tease her in the morning and give her a little 4 play to get her hot to Trott! The brakes will stop on a dime and throw you through the windshield while the bench seat steals your change. Don’t have kids yet ‍ this big *** car has 2 that’s right 2 bench seats! For knocking ’s both seats are starting to come apart at the treads on the bottom from so much ***! She’s slammed to the ground so if you and all your girls are riding and hit a bump she gives you a fireworks show congratulating you on your pimp game! There’s no heat because you won’t need it while driving and snuggling it’s got vents so when cruising at 45 she gives your shorts a little tickle. The trunk could fit dead bodies or 80 cases of Busch light or PBR if that’s your thing . I’ve got 3 kids now from all the awesomeness so make sure you wrap it up or you’ll have a team

 

[Davea Lux]

Has nice bright paint, but it looks to have been lowered.

Dave

 

[shooter65]

The right rear door looks a shade off, may be the sunlight though.

 

[SportFury70]

The right rear door looks a shade off, may be the sunlight though.

I absolutely love the color, it is one of my favorites and yes the shade is definitely off but I don't think it's the sun. I think it was repainted or along those lines

 

[SportFury70]

Has nice bright paint, but it looks to have been lowered.

Dave

Correct Dave, he does mention that in the "ad"

 

[SportFury70]

This guy has a really creative way of writing his ad. But only posted a single picture.
Text of the Omaha Nebraska FB market place ad

1968 Chrysler Newport
$6,000
Details
Selling our Mom it’s a 1968 Chrysler Newport with a gas guzzling bad *** big block 383! She’s cold blooded like most woman are so you gotta tease her in the morning and give her a little 4 play to get her hot to Trott! The brakes will stop on a dime and throw you through the windshield while the bench seat steals your change. Don’t have kids yet ‍ this big *** car has 2 that’s right 2 bench seats! For knocking ’s both seats are starting to come apart at the treads on the bottom from so much ***! She’s slammed to the ground so if you and all your girls are riding and hit a bump she gives you a fireworks show congratulating you on your pimp game! There’s no heat because you won’t need it while driving and snuggling it’s got vents so when cruising at 45 she gives your shorts a little tickle. The trunk could fit dead bodies or 80 cases of Busch light or PBR if that’s your thing . I’ve got 3 kids now from all the awesomeness so make sure you wrap it up or you’ll have a team
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, creative is right. Very interesting wording. It must be a younger person around my age like me writing this up. Selling our mom, that's a good and new one.

 

[has2bmopar]

Has nice bright paint, but it looks to have been lowered.

Dave

That's original suspension... The picture was just taken on Jupiter.

 

[Imperialist67]

at least it's an entertaining ad - no mention of options - hard to tell much from this one photo - but it COULD otherwise be nice...… AND it appears to be turbine bronze?

 

[cbarge]

Another Turbine bronze 68 surfaces..lol