If your Thanksgiving Turkey.....

[mobileparts]

If your Thanksgiving Turkey flies off your plate,
And flies straight to Hollywood,
Do you know what you have ????

A Ham !!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!!!!

 

[cbarge]

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans!!

 

[65sporty]

I hope everyone had a great day with family and friends. If you had to travel I pray you have a safe trip home.

 

[68plymouth383]

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[patrick66]

First graders were asked "how do you cook a turkey?"...

Kid #1: Take it out of the refrigerator to make sure it's dead. Put it in the oven for three days. Cook at 50 degrees. Then you eat it.

Kid #2: Mommy cooks everything. She yells at everybody if you go in the kitchen. I think you put it in the oven and cook it for a long time. She put stuffing in its butt. Then everybody argues and then we eat.

Kid #3: Daddy tried to fry the turkey last year in the garage. He almost burned it down. Mommy got real mad, so Mommy cooks it now. She told Daddy to stay away and watch football.