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  1. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler Newport 2dr hardtop, 64K miles - $10,800 - Langhorne, PA,

    He just doesn't want to deal with you. Typical, esp of the younger, IOT-diapered generations.
  2. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler Newport 2dr hardtop, 64K miles - $10,800 - Langhorne, PA,

    Let's see how much longer this ad remains up and unaltered. That will tell us more about what motives this putative seller has.
  3. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler Newport 2dr hardtop, 64K miles - $10,800 - Langhorne, PA,

    People can be incredibly STUPID. This arselocher might have committed to sell it to somebody dear to his rotten black blood pump or such. Thus, he would turn down another deal. Or, it may be a speed freak, tweeked out and so paranoid he fears an honest deal. The possibilities are... endless...
  4. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler Newport 2dr hardtop, 64K miles - $10,800 - Langhorne, PA,

    MANY of us WANT the damn thing; its gorgeous and barely broke in! The matter of $$ arises, and crushes our moparlust. All we need is a 5 acre lot and maybe $100k and we'll happily buy a number of these treasures here. SIGHHHHhhhhhhh......
  5. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1961 Dodge Pioneer 2 door Sedan 9,500.00 Carefree AZ

    DAMN! I need to get the Babushka to take a Student Loan, for Important Graduate Level Academic Coursework of course. We'll need a couple acres for Research materials, such as this,,,,
  6. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 69 Imperial $6900 In AZ

    Even the Babushka had a moment's temptation on this one! Buy it Chris! If you rue your decision, we'll talk....
  7. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1969 Polara Wagon Tucson $2800

    Good 2 know. Still can't do anything w it myself. I need another engine right now, more than anything. I WANTED that 413 last summer, but my wife didn't yet understand WHY. She gets it now, too late, but at least she finally got it. Still transferring good parts from Mathilda's carcass to...
  8. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1969 Polara Wagon Tucson $2800

    Damn! Pity I couldn't have found this last September! Much as I'd LOVE a station wagon, I can't afford another vehicle that NEEDS A MOTOR! I need to get my 400 built, or find a runner in good shape. Today, I finished replacing the rear springs on Gertrude, which helped that one's suspension...
  9. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 69 Polar 500 "Vert" Tucson AZ

    OK, I'll reconnoiter "Dexter the Dodge" for all of us this coming week. The owner is a righteous dude, literate, which makes big brownies w me right off. Unless the Sunnyside Morris Clan gets a bundle of greenbacks suddenly, I suspect we won't do any deal, but since miracles occur in my life...
  10. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 69 Polar 500 "Vert" Tucson AZ

    I suppose I can go up this weekend. It's not far at all, and I know the neighborhood. Mind you, I NEED TO SWAP THE SPRINGS from Mathilda to Gertrude! Those damned leaf springs on Trudi are BOWING THE WRONG WAY NOW when the damned old Gabrielle are flat. NO SNAP LEFT, and I suspect one leaf...
  11. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 69 Polar 500 "Vert" Tucson AZ

    As you know me, you know that's a +, given how I'd not want AC in anything I drive under a rag. Wife hasn't seen the pix yet. DAMN! I'll HAVE to ditch Mathilda to find ROOM to park this. Not to mention raise some $$$. Were I single, I'd be on it tonight!
  12. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 69 Polar 500 "Vert" Tucson AZ

    DAMN! That's one hell of a Dodge! Don't quite have the nickels this fine person asks for this ride, but... Were it not for my having acquired a very good 1983 Dodge RAM Miser pickup, I'd be flush for this deal! I need to show the Babushka this one, for sure. I'm trolling for a decent...
  13. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1969 Plymouth Fury Suburban Two-Row - $4,500 - Poplar Grove, Illinois

    DAMN ALL FLIPPERS! Find that bastard, cut its hands off and leave it as an example of a THIEF! Flippers have over the past 6 years grabbed as many of these old cars as they could find, have inflated their price beyond accessibility to working people, taken their ill gotten profits, and then...
  14. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler newport $3,500

    Charles Cotesworth Pinkney is one of my favorites of the U.S.A.'s Founding Bandits. Few folk nowadaze realize how important Charleston was to the Revolution, and the 18th century Atlantic economy. Those feudalist Scots created quite a culture and civilization for themselves, but, alas, a LOT...
  15. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler newport $3,500

    Thank ye kindly! STILL TOO DAMN FAR! The damned carpetbagging flippers have STRIPPED my State! Never imagined ARIZONA would be so denuded, but like demonic locusts, the carpetbagger-flippers of the 21st Century have exceeded the original, in this anyway. Good to see that the Pinkney surname...
  16. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1968 Chrysler newport $3,500

    Sweet deal! Pity its in OH, from my perspective. DAMN!
  17. Gerald Morris

    77 NYB and 78 Cordoba on FB.

    Gorgeous machines! I would LOVE that Cordova as my personal driver, IFF I had a place to drive it which wouldn't beat it to Hell. I'm better off with my rough and ready '66 Newport here though. Still, IFF Uncle would send us what he OWES us, I'd be itching to get on a plane to PA....
  18. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1965 Chrysler Newport Wagon

    Damn! It INFURIATES ME to see a goody like this which for ONCE WOULD BE IN REACH IF THE INFERNAL RECTUM SCREWERS quit their petty little games and REFUNDED WHAT THEY OWE US!!! But, the BASTARDS WON'T, and my family will miss getting a PERFECT CAR, due to petty feddy bureaucratic fuckery...
  19. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE 1965 Chrysler Newport Wagon

    Sure as **** would like to see my damned Infernal Rectum Screwers refund come in now. DAMN! I WANT THIS WAGON!!!! I NEED THIS WAGON!!! YO, UNCLE JOE!!! Gimme mah moolah!
  20. Gerald Morris

    NOT MINE NOT MINE! 66 Dodge Polara 9 passenger Wagon

    Let us catch some flippers and flip THEM onto a bed of burning coals or some cholla cactus, as an Act of Charity. They can then repent of their evil ways. I figured this car was priced about double the actual worth.
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