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in my back yard as we speak.
Anybody need new material?
I love Florida
Are you missing any cats?
Took a head count. All present and accounted for. Thank you for your concern.
I've been looking for something to keep the neighbor's kids out of my pool when I'm gone...
Isn't the HOA pissed that you have a guard-gator for your cottage?
Sheesh, and I worry about rattlesnakes in my yard.
Or copperheads, although it's still not consistently warm enough for them to be fully out yet.
Be sure to keep the grass cut so you can see them!
I would rather take a small Gator than a poisoness rattlesnake.
But we have dangerous pets here in germany, too.
Like squirrls and bunnys.
Biggest danger are ticks
Get that critter on the grill.....
Grilled gator sounds interesting. Looks like if would be going enough to be tender.
Gator stew, gator gumbo, BBQ gator, gator chowder, lots of possibilities, just use lots of spices.
Used to see signs like that in Cajun country in Louisiana.
Like Jackrabbit Burgers in New Mexico?
Never saw that one, but used to see the "Colorado Jackalope" in a lot of Redneck Bars.
It looks like the current owner is still using it, and may take issue with you if you try to take it from him.
Lay a trail of meatballs to the HOA Presidents yard. As soon as gets on his property lodge a complaint about an unapproved pet.
Chicken parts that are not frozen and rotted work the best.
If it will fit my convertible then I'm interested...