IDK if this will qualify for all of you.. but I just got a haircut. I spent many years as a loyal customer to a great lady down south, one time she asked if she could do something fun... so I let her. Once my Bart Simpson hair cut grew back, I told her that I just wasn't that much fun. After moving to Orlando, management had been doing my haircuts... some good some bad, but she knew how I liked it. A couple years ago she went on strike and I searched for a decent haircut again. They kept saying crap that made no sense to me, like "scissor cut or clipper cut?" everyone always used both so my point... old stuff you still use... my current haircut directions " cut it this short, make it look professional, Farrah Fawcett stlye, and if you make it too short in the middle, I turn into Alfalfa." I'm willing to bet none of them have ever seen an episode of Charley's Angels nor Our Gang, Little Rascals... but finally a set of directions that doesn't make me want to go with the Yul Brynner look.