For Sale Update on George's Charger, wow.

[commando1]

Remember the cop charger I was looking at?
https://www.forcbodiesonly.com/mopar-forum/threads/is-this-forum-going-metric-charger.49177/
Yesterday :
This is unbelievable.

Finally I catch George poking around his lot so I pulled in.
I play Mickey the Dunce and kick a few tires on his **** boxes for a minute and said, What about the old blue car sitting there?
(HEREAFTER, these are his words)
Oh.... that car is special. I'm keeping it to make it a race car.
It's $6,000.00.
It's a special Lakeland PD, car and it's got the 450 hp SRT-8 engine in it.

I spent a jovial 10 minutes with George trying like hell to poke holes in his story and he was brilliant in replying. George wouldn't budge.

That car is going to rot away.

Now I really want it.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

It's gotta be real Stan, it's gone so fast it's peeled the crappy clear coat right off!

(emoji's are phucked) <insert roflmao emoji>

I could care less about late model Chargers, way to popular with our diverse ghetto population for me. I'd go with a Taurus to blend in on the Interstate...

 

[commando1]

I'd go with a Taurus to blend in on the Interstate...

Nope.
FWD.
Sorry...

My MKS is optioned so that it is a fundamentally AND grossly overpriced SHO. The torque steer is driving me crazy.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

They make most coppers as AWD... (2x the CV fun)

 

[Carmine]

I could care less about late model Chargers, way to popular with our diverse ghetto population for me. I'd go with a Taurus to blend in on the Interstate...

Say what you will about diverse populations; they generally haven't had their balls removed like under-50 whitey.*

*unless you're a struggling actor named "Jussie".

 

[commando1]

Say what you will about diverse populations; they generally haven't had their balls removed like under-50 whitey.*

*unless you're a struggling actor named "Jussie".

Say, Amen, brother.
AMEN.

I encountered a woosified young man the other day.
In my truck, I rolled down the window while driving and pussy-boi said, How did you do that? Wow.

Keyword: rolled, as in turning crank with left hand and steering with my right hand. Yet this fluck head Instagrams while he drives.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Say what you will about diverse populations; they generally haven't had their balls removed like under-50 whitey.*

*unless you're a struggling actor named "Jussie".

IDGI, "Balls", "under 50" "Jussie"? mab'be I sud'da used the 'other D word' DONK.

 

[Carmine]

IDGI, "Balls", "under 50" "Jussie"? mab'be I sud'da used the 'other D word' DONK.

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First of all, that DONK is late-model, so I could care less. I'd probably encourage...

Second, if I met the owner, I could guarantee we'd get along better than me and this guy (?)

 

[LocuMob]

IDGI, "Balls", "under 50" "Jussie"? mab'be I sud'da used the 'other D word' DONK.

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I'm sure anyone would confuse that with an old cop car. That screams over 50 white male.

 

[traintech55]

I know a couple of Indiana state troopers and they tell me the new Chargers are a blast to drive at 145 mph.

 

[71Newp]

An interesting thread about a metric mopar cop car on the FMJ site

2019 Dodge Charger Pursuit - A proper MAN'S car

 

[Old Mike]

IDGI, "Balls", "under 50" "Jussie"? mab'be I sud'da used the 'other D word' DONK.

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