For Sale Your ticket to the Biggs!1958 Dodge D500 firetruck. 4 grand. Tuscaloosa Ala.Great Ad.

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Feeling a little cold? Let's warm your mind up with a summer time daydream. Picture this. . .. . .4th of July parade, and you're the main attraction rolling down THE main street! Why? Because your driving your very own '68 Dodge fire truck tricked out with an Animal House vintage sound system cranking out legit Lynyrd Skynyrd tunes wowing the dudes and wooing the babes. Do you honestly think your Z71 with Micky Lee Thompsons can compare to a Power Giant? That's like taking a teddy bear to a gun fight. . ..no bueno! This truck is your back draft moment cause lets face it, you're never going to be a FDNY firefighter! When your done making the crowd feel better about their life, you can chug on down to your favorite watering hole or frat house and lead the lemmings to glory with an epic 200 psi water slide. Does it run? Pfft, it literally runs like a herd of grizzly chasing a three legged donkey on his way to a family kicking contest. Too bad literally also means figuratively these days, look it up, but seriously, you should get the breaks checked. . .. literally. Let me put it this way, when you drive this rig away from your wedding reception, your firstborn will brag about being conceived in orb of manliness. This slice of Valhalla can be yours for the low price of something like thirteen cups of coffee a day for a year. Lets grip it and rip it people! Time to stop dreaming big and start living large! When you are ready to have a truck that actually growls at you when you think about turning it off, call the number below to start your big boy moment! "Move it or lose it sister" bumper plate and master stream not included, because too much of a good thing is bad for a growing boy. What gives? guy is ten yrs. off on the yr. of the truck.
 
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