Thread for Craigslist morons

[bluefury361]

[QUOTE="commando1,

No thank you. No more Mr. Nice Guy.[/QUOTE]

When did someone accuse you of being a nice guy......?

 

[commando1]

[QUOTE="commando1,

No thank you. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

When did someone accuse you of being a nice guy......?

When I donated a lung and a kidney so that Ghandi and Mother Theresa might live on. Didn't work out too well, tho....

 

[Dobalovr]

This idiot takes a low mileage one owner '75 Charger BB400 and derbys it ....

1975 Dodge Charger Derby Car | classic cars | Saskatoon | Kijiji

1975 Dodge Charger SE
6.6L 400c.i Big Block
727 Trans.
8 1/4 Rear Diff

New Gaskets, Oil & Filter, Plugs & Wires,
Distributor Cap, Air Filter & Fuel Filter.

Ran In 1 Derby. For Parts or Demolition.
400 Big Blocks are getting harder to come by. 37,000 original km. Have all documentation from original owners to prove. Car is matching numbers.


I added:
(But don't tell them i destroyed their beautiful car because im an idiot)

 

[commando1]

37,000 original km. Have all documentation from original owners to prove. Car is matching numbers. (But don't tell them i destroyed their beautiful car because im an idiot)

I initially thought, Meh, yet again another stupid moron.
Then I read the end of the ad.
Now that's a special kind of stupid.

 

[Dobalovr]

Where are these asshats coming from all of a sudden? Arrrgghhh
3 CHRYSLER IMPERIALS DEMOLITION DERBY CARS | classic cars | Edmonton | Kijiji

 

[Rwc]

Unfortunately, they have no value. We, the ones who are fans of them keep telling everyone they are not worth much unless they are very rare. It makes them a perfect demo car. They are big, heavy and a derby guy can win more with one than sell it for.

 

[monaco75]

This idiot takes a low mileage one owner '75 Charger BB400 and derbys it ....

1975 Dodge Charger Derby Car | classic cars | Saskatoon | Kijiji

1975 Dodge Charger SE
6.6L 400c.i Big Block
727 Trans.
8 1/4 Rear Diff

New Gaskets, Oil & Filter, Plugs & Wires,
Distributor Cap, Air Filter & Fuel Filter.

Ran In 1 Derby. For Parts or Demolition.
400 Big Blocks are getting harder to come by. 37,000 original km. Have all documentation from original owners to prove. Car is matching numbers.


I added:
(But don't tell them i destroyed their beautiful car because im an idiot)

What a F#ckboy!!

Unbelievable..

 

[67newport]

1975 Nova - $5000
1975 Nova

 

[monaco75]

1975 Nova - $5000
1975 Nova

Pros- It has new tires

Cons- It needs new tires

Lmfao

 

[commando1]

When you live in trailer parks, Part 2:

Need someone to set up a bath in a shed

 

[TheFearlessFury]

This isn't so much a C-body moron as an all around moron. Apologies if this is your thing but it is just a diesel swap and a pair of smoke stacks away from being the automotive equivalent of a dumpster fire.
1967 c30 dually slammed rat rod

 

[TheFearlessFury]

Heres another one. I have a bit of trouble imagining that any car would go for 10k in this cars shape, with no engine or trans.
1959 IMPALA 2 DOOR HARDTOP

 

[1970cat]

When you live in trailer parks, Part 2:

Need someone to set up a bath in a shed

that is wrong on many levels. shower optional?

 

[300rag]

When you live in trailer parks, Part 2:

Need someone to set up a bath in a shed

You can handle this right after you drop the other one off at the laundromat.

 

[cantflip]

Sounds like a good flat rate job... you dont even need to bury the plumbing... I suppose the termites got to the old one...

 

[commando1]

When You Live In Trailer Parks #3:
Need free sperm donor

 

[300rag]

When You Live In Trailer Parks #3:
Need free sperm donor

She's offering you a composition. I wonder what the subject is.

 

[65 500]

When You Live In Trailer Parks #3:
Need free sperm donor

We will need a picture when the time comes, to see if we think the kid looks more like you, or its Mother.

 

[cantflip]

When You Live In Trailer Parks #3:
Need free sperm donor

 

[cantflip]

1970-1975 Dodge truck or Imperial factory chrome wheels.

These may be for a 1970-1975 Dodge truck or Chrysler Imperial? I'm still trying to identify them but was told they are probably MOPAR factory wheels for a 1970 to around 1975 Dodge truck or Imperial. Nice and unrestored. One matching pair of original, unrestored 15 x 6 wheels. Lug nut holes measure 5 x 5. Backspacing is 3 7/8 inches. They are marked 15 x 6 on the back of rim. The outer portion of the rim is chrome plated and the chrome is in excellent condition. Looks like they had center caps that screwed to the rim to cover the lug nuts. Still have the original factory paint on them and its pretty good for the age. There are two different dates of manufacturing by the valve stem hole. I do not know how to interpret these date codes. I could not find a GM, Ford or Chrysler, Mopar logo on the rims. Could be correct for a Ford Mustang, Mercury, Dodge Dart, Plymouth GTX, MOPAR , Chevy, Buick, Oldsmobile. If you know if these are I would appreciate you letting me know.

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