I remember that table & chairs, it's where me and my cousins had to sit when relatives came to visit for dinner, we youngsters could not fit in at the grown up table. (I don't think we had the Samsonite version thou).
What's the origin of the phrase 'Doesn't know **** from Shinola'?
This phrase is typical of the barrack room vulgarity of WWII, which is where it originated. Other “doesn’t know” phrases, also mostly from the military are, “doesn’t know his *** from a hole in the ground” (or elbow, or a hot rock, or third base), “doesn't know enough to pee downwind”, “doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his ***”.