Thread for Craigslist morons

[Carmine]

Douche?
How can that be when the care is: condition: excellent

I like the expression in the FIRST photo. Let's have a contest. How about:

1) Aliens did this.
2) This car was perfect before the G'dam Florida hurricane!

 

[GregG48203]

Let's have a contest. How about:

3) Actually, my neighbors are very supportive of my lawn art project.
4) The best part is, you never have to water them!

 

[cantflip]

I like the expression in the FIRST photo. Let's have a contest. How about:

1) Aliens did this.
2) This car was perfect before the G'dam Florida hurricane!

Poor guy's just reading the sign trying to figure it out...

sign probably lists everything for $30k

 

[commando1]

 

[Carmine]

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I think we may have a winner.

I had to zoom in on my phone to "get" it but since I really did lol, I don't know how it gets topped. Bonus points because the guy does seem to have a sorrowful look about him.

 

[67newport]

1981 cordoba show car

WOW!!!!!! Kuul 1981 cordoba superbird RAT ROD

 

[78Brougham]

 

[Dobalovr]

Another Doba down the drain for some moron's wannabe.....RIP ....all the other Doba's used to call him names they never let this Doba play in Doba games...

 

[tbm3fan]

I think the builder fell short...

 

[Carmine]

I see a decent M/J body console but my brain seems to be blocking out all the other photos.

 

[LocuMob]

What the hell are they smoking in Steubenville?

 

[Carmine]

What the hell are they smoking in Steubenville?

Whatever it is, they have it in Toledo:

1974 Chrysler Newport $old school$

1974 Chrysler Newport $old school$- $6500 (toledo) hide this posting
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1974 Chrysler

condition: excellent
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 59000
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

very clean and well-maintained 1974 Chrysler Newport car is a Tennessee / Arkansas car has been garage kept and well maintained previous owner was a Mason and was used only as a parade car for almost 20 years still have Arkansas antique plates they go with th

 

[Carmine]

Always a good idea to use the dollar sign in front of the word "old" when selling something.

£ucking idiot.

 

[300rag]

Whatever it is, they have it in Toledo:

...

 

[Rwc]

Too bad he wouldn't point out that he added all the goodies. And don't drag the masons into it. Shrines have cars for parades, usually convertibles.

 

[Carmine]

Too bad he wouldn't point out that he added all the goodies. And don't drag the masons into it. Shrines have cars for parades, usually convertibles.

You mean a brown 4dr sedan with a giant wing isn't a frequenly requested parade car? Does it haul around third runner up for miss Toledo mudhen?

 

[Rwc]

Lol! Before a car can be used In the ambassador corp it has to be inspected for safety, presenabilty and good looks. I dont the wing would have got past them. It could have been used to transport visiting dignitaries, but I can't see that happening with that.

You mean a brown 4dr sedan with a giant wing isn't a frequenly requested parade car? Does it haul around third runner up for miss Toledo mudhen?

 

[67newport]

still for sale

WOW!!!!!! Kuul 1981 cordoba superbird RAT ROD

 

[67newport]

for your guys who like bowties

1967 impala

 

[Rwc]

for your guys who like bowties

1967 impala

Maybe there is $9500.00 cash in the trunk?