Thread for Craigslist morons

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Oh boy...

2002 Toyota Camry for Sale
2002 Toyota Camry for Sale - $1000 (Irvine)

This is not a real ad to sell my car. Buyers ignore it. I am using it to collect evidence to catch scammers and turn them over to FBI

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 6701032077
posted: 2018-09-18 8:48am
updated: 2018-09-18 8:49am

 

[300Nutter]

1971 Ford LTD - 400 v8 for Sale in Madison, AL - OfferUp

Not Craigslist, but still interesting in a weird way.

His original asking price was $4k.

Only thing missing is a hose in the pictures.

 

[cantflip]

1971 Ford LTD - 400 v8 for Sale in Madison, AL - OfferUp

Not Craigslist, but still interesting in a weird way.

His original asking price was $4k.

Only thing missing is a hose in the pictures.

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So close... needs a 4 speed...

 

[300Nutter]

I will say he has the patina working for him on that LTD.

 

[cm23uoc]

So close... needs a 4 speed...
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I like that movie too, but I doubt they built such a car for the movie, unless someone Comes up with a large pic that Shows the Full Size Ford interior and the engine compartment in a larger scale as in the movie, it's been a Long time since I watched it but both were not Fitting a full size Ford IIRC.
And there is at least one Scene when Burt Reynolds is clearly seen working a column shift automatic Lever.

 

[300Nutter]

And there is at least one Scene when Burt Reynolds is clearly seen working a column shift automatic Lever.

RIP Bandit!!!!!!

Sorry...couldn’t help myself...that came out of nowhere.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

I will say he has the patina working for him on that LTD.

Yea looks like 'Flames' au natural!

No 460 motor, I'm out.

I knew someone that had a 70's Big LTD Sedan with a 460 in it, it was his mothers car, lol.

 

[300Nutter]

That slightly rusted look is all the rage nowadays.

 

[300Nutter]

1987 Nissan 300ZX 2+2 for Trade for Sale in Decatur, AL - OfferUp

Six figure Nissan 300ZX...hmmmmm

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

$123456 it's a for trade ad getting around OfferUp's just buy & sell format.

Qualifies as moron.

 

[300Nutter]

1990 DODGE SPIRIT MECHANIC SPECIAL BAD TRANSMISSION for Sale in Huntsville, AL - OfferUp

Sad thing is...somebody probably actually will want this thing someday.

 

[67newport]

1971 Chevrolet K5 Blazer - $12000 (Douglas AZ)

1971 Chevrolet K5 Blazer. Great Restoration Candidate. Purchased today from the original owner agent and am looking to flip it - ASAP. I am seeking $12,000 or Best Offer. For more information call Del at

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

FREE CAMO! not shy at all 'bout the flip eh?

 

[commando1]

Sad thing is...somebody probably actually will want this thing someday.

Even sadder is the fact that if it was local I would drag it home in a heartbeat.
Just what I've been searching for. A **** box Mopar beater with a manual.

 

[300Nutter]

The Spirit was one of the few K chassis that was any good IMHO.

Not in that condition, but when it was newer.

 

[300Nutter]

1971 Chevrolet K5 Blazer - $12000 (Douglas AZ)
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1971 Chevrolet K5 Blazer. Great Restoration Candidate. Purchased today from the original owner agent and am looking to flip it - ASAP. I am seeking $12,000 or Best Offer. For more information call Del at

Price is a little high, but nice patina.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

OK think I got a couple, 1st one 'Rat's Nest Winner of The Year' award goes too...

Here:

1964 4 door Plymouth Fury

1964 4 door Plymouth Fury, been sitting for about 5 years so not in the best shape, but definently not in the worst either. Disc brakes, 381 engine. Got too busy to work on it and finally ready to let it go. Email or text for pictures.

Is that 5 years of build up or did you get it that way?

 

[commando1]

OK think I got a couple, 1st one 'Rat's Nest Winner of The Year' award goes too...

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Here:

1964 4 door Plymouth Fury

1964 4 door Plymouth Fury, been sitting for about 5 years so not in the best shape, but definently not in the worst either. Disc brakes, 381 engine. Got too busy to work on it and finally ready to let it go. Email or text for pictures.

Is that 5 years of build up or did you get it that way?

Daily beater or Gasser project. That is about it.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Alrighty then, what to do with this, this one's a bargain but stoopid pictures and wot'da hell is "candy carb work"? Inland Empire? sheech endless sprawl, there was nothing out there when I was in Cali. I'll leave the phone number for ya'll to try and decipher.

1977 Plymouth gran fury - $2000 (Victorville)
1977 Plymouth gran fury

Just one select pic, go there for rest.

size: compact
title status: clean

Needs battery candy carb work needs to be registered. It is out of the dmv records body solid engine good just needs a new home no time for it

2000 obo
Call or txt 76o 79z 1984

post id: 6712645587
posted: 2018-10-01 7:33pm
updated: 2018-10-01 7:35pm

 

[commando1]

Alrighty then, what to do with this, this one's a bargain but stoopid pictures and wot'da hell is "candy carb work"? Inland Empire? sheech endless sprawl, there was nothing out there when I was in Cali. I'll leave the phone number for ya'll to try and decipher.

1977 Plymouth gran fury - $2000 (Victorville)
1977 Plymouth gran fury

Just one select pic, go there for rest.

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size: compact
title status: clean

Needs battery candy carb work needs to be registered. It is out of the dmv records body solid engine good just needs a new home no time for it

2000 obo
Call or txt 76o 79z 1984

post id: 6712645587
posted: 2018-10-01 7:33pm
updated: 2018-10-01 7:35pm

Here. Let me help you.