Adventures in Florida

[commando1]

49 Crazy Headlines That Could Only Be Created by Florida Man

But, but, but...

Gosh, hearing of all this insanity makes me think I have been too hard on Stan all these years. I am beginning to understand him for the first time!

I was born, raised, schooled, partied, and worked in Boston my whole life.
I'm just trying to fit in.

 

[saforwardlook]

49 Crazy Headlines That Could Only Be Created by Florida Man

But, but, but...

I was born, raised, schooled, partied, and worked in Boston my whole life.
I'm just trying to fit in.

Lets be honest Stan, knowing some Boston people in my life, that just isn't possible! You need to come out West to get your retirement sun. It isn't as crazy, most of the time that is.

 

[commando1]

Lets be honest Stan, knowing some Boston people in my life, that just isn't possible! You need to come out West to get your retirement sun. It isn't as crazy, most of the time that is.

Steve, with all due respect, I believe the wall should built at the California state boundries.
Aww, hell, just make it the whole damn West Coast. Man, those extra terrestrials that make up Portlandia...

 

[saforwardlook]

Steve, with all due respect, I believe the wall should built at the California state boundries.
Aww, hell, just make it the whole damn West Coast. Man, those extra terrestrials that make up Portlandia...

You know, that sounds like a great idea! Maybe then we could secede and elect ourselves a real smart President!

 

[Big_John]

I can not get my head around those who aggressively try to slow, brake check and box in traffic around them... it appears to be a movement amongst some of the youngsters (they even have stickers to announce this on a few cars).

So I didn't just imagine this!

 

[commando1]

 

[65 500]

You know, that sounds like a great idea! Maybe then we could secede and elect ourselves a real smart President!

Too late, Ronald Reagan is dead.

 

[Big_John]

I am driving the classic "old man with a hat" vehicle... My Mercury Grand Marquis!

 

[cantflip]

I am driving the classic "old man with a hat" vehicle... My Mercury Grand Marquis!

Then with a NY tag you looked local...

 

[commando1]

I am driving the classic "old man with a hat" vehicle... My Mercury Grand Marquis!

I think down here, Lincolns are the only cars in the entire Galaxie that are going for sticker.

 

[rapidtrans]

............I can not get my head around those who aggressively try to slow, brake check and box in traffic around them... it appears to be a movement amongst some of the youngsters (they even have stickers to announce this on a few cars). The general population just seems to be unconscious or texting... My 11 mile commute is seldom without a handful of cars I just want to stay away from, and that's when I travel off peak hours...

I heard a 20YO complaining just the other day to another sympathetic 20YO about tailgaters while he was clogging the left lane... " they could just go around, why should move?"

It isn’t a whole lot better around here.
Let them to come to Detroit and try that crap.
That bumper sticker would just make them an easy target.
It’s not uncommon to see an ambulance in full code get passed by a citizen on 8 mile.
Detroit is home to the “no cop, no stop” rule.

 

[1978 NYB]

Hopefully it wasn't Pedro's boy who's gonna wax Stan's Lincoln?

After he's done cutting and trimming Stan's grass!

 

[1978 NYB]

49 Crazy Headlines That Could Only Be Created by Florida Man

But, but, but...

I was born, raised, schooled, partied, and worked in Boston my whole life.
I'm just trying to fit in.

Do you still have the snow plow for the F-150?

 

[commando1]

After he's done cutting and trimming Stan's grass!

I use the Pedros out in front of the Publix Supermarket parking lot.
Was there Monday.
They are incredible.
It's times like this that I worry about building that wall.