I'll leave this gem here...

[TX67FURY]

Not mine, nor do I condone such atrocities...

Link: 1968 Plymouth Fury | Classic Cars | Owen Sound | Kijiji

 

[oliver]

 

[commando1]

I see this at every car show at least 5 times over.

Moron wants to be cool and finally go to Saturday night Dairy Queen and not just be a spectator.
He notices every 14 YO mini-moron drools over these types of abominations so having the intelligence of a 14 YO mini-moron, he thinks these are cool too.

So after writing a huge check to buy one of these, he buys those stik-on portholes to be even cooler...

He's da man, now.

How do you flag a kiiji ad?

 

[Turboomni]

I will say in my opinion the reverse hood scoop in no way detracts from the overall look of this hideious automobile.

 

[GJS]

I'd write more but the bile dripping from my mouth is quickly melting my keyboard.

 

[detmatt]

I love the roofline on these.

 

[MarPar]

oh FFS. when will the insanity end???

 

[Wile E Coyote]

What? That's a damn fine, good looking Dodge Dart right der...

 

[GJS]

What? That's a damn fine, good looking Dodge Dart right der...

Thats EXACTLY what I saw when I first looked at it!

 

[Carmine]

That's either a spare car for his wife, or he keeps it closeby to sweep up oil dry.

 

[MarPar]

View attachment 151991

That's either a spare car for his wife, or he keeps it closeby to sweep up oil dry.

Me wonders if she makes brroooommm broooommmm noises on it?

 

[67-Fury]

This seems to happen quite a bit. "Auto zone customizers" To much free time spent wondering the aisles. I love seeing the lines on a Mopar, Adding gaudy accessories just distracts from the styling. Someone gets a Old car and thinks "Hey its from that era, Hi-Impact paint, Bumble stripes, scoops, aftermarket wheels will have to look good" It is easy to get carried away (obviously) people need to learn more restraint.

 

[rapidtrans]

Or a "J.C. Whtney Special". I think most of us here get the reference.

 

[70NEWYORKER]

Reminds me of a line from a Cheech and Chong movie- "it looks like he drove through Pepboys with a magnet".

 

[Big_John]

View attachment 151991

That's either a spare car for his wife, or he keeps it closeby to sweep up oil dry.

Snow removal..

I'd be lying if I said I haven't had cheap cars with a broom in the back seat for quick snow brush off.

 

[65 500]

All it needs now is leaf spring shackles, and side pipes.

 

[hanks71440]

oh FFS. when will the insanity end???

View attachment 151966