For Sale Something off about this '70 Imperial "2 door"

[ImpJay]

Oh i love it though.The paint and everything look great.Could you imagine how fast it is?but you have to be careful driving it.I see somebody wrecking this little Imp. B.B

I think that the real (tested) top speed as about 115MPH. Those Imps give so satisfying ride, that it is easy to exceed the local speed limits without noticing it.
Trust me...

 

[brougham brummel]

Somebody will flip the Imp.Poor little Imp.Began it,s young life as a 2 door adult but got an operation it didn,t want.Now it can,t get a date because those shitty ford galaxies keep making fun of him!! Is adoption possible?I<ll take care of him and run those shitty GM cars into the ditch! Eat my torsion bars! Heh.Love the car.Everybody in the world would look at it and just laugh.Where,s the rest of it?In the trunk i,d say.haaaaaawaaaaaaa!!! Oops cough,gag!! B.B