Thread for Craigslist morons

[Welder guy]

It gets worse.

Any Guys Out There Want To Hit Up This Tranny - t4m
View attachment 133223

 

[67newport]

1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP) - $15900
1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP)

1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP)

ALL ORIGINAL

3rd OWNER

BEEN IN THE FAMILY SINCE NEW

92,000 ORIGINAL MILES

HAS BEEN GARAGE KEPT AND WELL MAINTAINED

SLANTED 6 AUTOMATIC

AFTER MARKET FM RADIO

STILL HAS ORIGINAL AM RADIO IN DASH

INTERIOR IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION

HAS BEEN REPAINTED ONCE

NEW SHOCKS, BRAKES, WHEEL CYLINDERS

HAS BEEN COMPLETELY GONE OVER FOR STATE
INSPECTION BUT SINCE ITS AN ANTIQUE, IT DOESN'T
NEED STICKER

RADIAL TIRES

NUMEROUS MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS BEEN REPLACED
NOS

NO A/C

DOES HAVE POWER STEERING

APPRAISED FOR $25,000 - $28,000 THROUGH A REPUTABLE
APPRAISER BUT YOU MAY INSURE FOR WHAT EVER
AMOUNT YOU DESIRE

THIS CAR IS A TURN KEY, READY TO DRIVE TO YOUR LOCAL
CAR SHOW IF YOU ARE A CAR ENTHUSIAST. THIS IS A GREAT
STARTER CAR OR FOR YOUR RETIREMENT ENJOYMENT!!!!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A HOBBY AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,
THIS CAR IS A GREAT STARTER FOR A GOOD INVESTMENT!!!

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE!

 

[78Brougham]

Nice looking car. But not 16k nice.

 

[1970cat]

1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP) - $15900
1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP)

1972 PLYMOUTH SCAMP (2 DOOR, HARD TOP)

ALL ORIGINAL

3rd OWNER

BEEN IN THE FAMILY SINCE NEW

92,000 ORIGINAL MILES

HAS BEEN GARAGE KEPT AND WELL MAINTAINED

SLANTED 6 AUTOMATIC

AFTER MARKET FM RADIO

STILL HAS ORIGINAL AM RADIO IN DASH

INTERIOR IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION

HAS BEEN REPAINTED ONCE

NEW SHOCKS, BRAKES, WHEEL CYLINDERS

HAS BEEN COMPLETELY GONE OVER FOR STATE
INSPECTION BUT SINCE ITS AN ANTIQUE, IT DOESN'T
NEED STICKER

RADIAL TIRES

NUMEROUS MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS BEEN REPLACED
NOS

NO A/C

DOES HAVE POWER STEERING

APPRAISED FOR $25,000 - $28,000 THROUGH A REPUTABLE
APPRAISER BUT YOU MAY INSURE FOR WHAT EVER
AMOUNT YOU DESIRE

THIS CAR IS A TURN KEY, READY TO DRIVE TO YOUR LOCAL
CAR SHOW IF YOU ARE A CAR ENTHUSIAST. THIS IS A GREAT
STARTER CAR OR FOR YOUR RETIREMENT ENJOYMENT!!!!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A HOBBY AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,
THIS CAR IS A GREAT STARTER FOR A GOOD INVESTMENT!!!

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE!

seems a little wishy-washy on the facts

 

[commando1]

APPRAISED FOR $25,000 - $28,000 THROUGH A REPUTABLE
APPRAISER BUT YOU MAY INSURE FOR WHAT EVER
AMOUNT YOU DESIRE

 

[67newport]

Chrysler Newport 1968 classic - $16000

Chrysler Newport 1968 classic

All original in new condition everything works even ac

 

[78Brougham]

The Arizona heat has affected his judgement.

 

[tbm3fan]

Sun burnt carpet and appraised at $25-28K? I take it back this one has used too much dope...

 

[commando1]

Why do the 67/68 Newport 4-drs. bring out all the crackpots?

 

[tbm3fan]

Why do the 67/68 Newport 4-drs. bring out all the crackpots?

Right up there with underwear being inside out always...

 

[78Brougham]

Maybe that includes his house errr trailer.

 

[cantflip]

Why do the 67/68 Newport 4-drs. bring out all the crackpots?

Not just 67/68... CL+Newport=stupidity

1966 Chrysler newport

 

[78Brougham]

You can see one of his other creations in the background... WTF

 

[cantflip]

You can see one of his other creations in the background... WTF

It is a repeat... but it's local stupidity for me...

 

[LeBaron1973]

Not far from driving he says, a bit like saying Australia is not far from the US. What a crazy guy.

 

[LocuMob]

You can see one of his other creations in the background... WTF

I've never wanted a newer Magnum more than I do now.

 

[78Brougham]

I've never wanted a newer Magnum more than I do now.

Was that a Magnum? Once I saw those stupid *** wheels I never even looked what was on top of them!

 

[GJS]

Not just 67/68... CL+Newport=stupidity
View attachment 136089 1966 Chrysler newport

The bile rising in my throat is making my voice raspy.

 

[commando1]

But of course. It's Florida.

 

[LocuMob]

"I know who they are and where they live" so I'll use the beacon called Craigslist to call out to you and help in your quest for vengeance!