Thread for Craigslist morons

[vdk2010]

I don't even know where to start.......

1969 MOPAR Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 auto

condition: excellent

1969 MOPAR Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 auto - $12500 (Stratford CT)

1969 Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 automatic, new Aquamarine exterior paint, brand new blue interior, new battery, new Holley 750cfm high performance carburetor, new Edelbrock high performance intake manifold, new air filter, filter canister,valve covers,new high performance coil, spark plug wires,spark plugs,distributor cap, rotor, condenser, points,4 brand new tires, new interior blue carpet and black trunk carpet, true dual exhaust, 2 flow-master mufflers, fresh oil and oil filter, functional hood scoop. 350 H.P and almost 500 pounds of TORQUE.
MECHANICALLY SOUND - NO RUST - NO ROT - NO LEAKS - NO SMOKE - NO ISSUES

ONLY CALL if serious about buying with CASH in hands.
I have 0 Tolerance with Low balers, Tire kickers, Dreamers, test pilots and other type of losers. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.

SERIOUS BUYERS are welcome to contact RAY

FALO PORTUGUES & HABLO ESPANOL ( Reinaldo)

 

[78Brougham]

Hose!

 

[vdk2010]

Hose!

Great, you found the only, small hint for this being an odd ad. ;)

 

[detmatt]

Honestly? I like it. The only thing wrong with it is the scoop and the extra 2/3s they added to the asking price but I bet they have some money wrapped up in it! And the bonus is that it’s a hardtop!

 

[LocuMob]

Hose!

But only an air hose, half credit!

 

[bluefury361]

Taped up and painted in the back yard.

 

[commando1]

But they do have their dust masks on...

 

[bluefury361]

One of my pet peeves is a freshly painted car with all the old, weathered, trim and chrome put back on it. I hate that.....!

 

[Ripinator]

One of my pet peeves is a freshly painted car with all the old, weathered, trim and chrome put back on it. I hate that.....!

Who said they ever took it off in the first place?

 

[commando1]

I didn't know Rustoleum came in that color.

 

[patrick66]

It IS the season of Barrett-Jackson Derangement Syndrome (BJDS), in which viewers of various auctions determine that because a one-of-37 'Cuda brought $450K, then their Chrysler Newport must be worth at least $15K...you know, it's a big block car, after all, and that 'Cuda brought $450K, so what the hell, right! I have new paint and all!

 

[crv]

I've seen cars painted in a shed or garage, but never out in the open.

 

[cantflip]

I don't even know where to start.......

1969 MOPAR Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 auto

condition: excellent

1969 MOPAR Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 auto - $12500 (Stratford CT)

1969 Chrysler Newport 4 door sedan 383 Big Block V8 automatic, new Aquamarine exterior paint, brand new blue interior, new battery, new Holley 750cfm high performance carburetor, new Edelbrock high performance intake manifold, new air filter, filter canister,valve covers,new high performance coil, spark plug wires,spark plugs,distributor cap, rotor, condenser, points,4 brand new tires, new interior blue carpet and black trunk carpet, true dual exhaust, 2 flow-master mufflers, fresh oil and oil filter, functional hood scoop. 350 H.P and almost 500 pounds of TORQUE.
MECHANICALLY SOUND - NO RUST - NO ROT - NO LEAKS - NO SMOKE - NO ISSUES

ONLY CALL if serious about buying with CASH in hands.
I have 0 Tolerance with Low balers, Tire kickers, Dreamers, test pilots and other type of losers. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.

SERIOUS BUYERS are welcome to contact RAY

FALO PORTUGUES & HABLO ESPANOL ( Reinaldo)

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"I have 0 Tolerance with Low balers..."
BALERS???

 

[LocuMob]

"I have 0 Tolerance with Low balers..."
BALERS???View attachment 149033

Proally fergot the W inn bawlers.

 

[Dobalovr]

Proally fergot the W inn bawlers.

Like you forgot the "b"'s in probably???

 

[LocuMob]

Like you forgot the "b"'s in probably???

Shute, I farget the w in prowally! Thenx!

 

[Polara_500]

Shute, I farget the w in prowally! Thenx!

whut u got in yer cawfe turda?

 

[LocuMob]

whut u got in yer cawfe turda?

Just a Kona blend is all.

 

[Dobalovr]

Just a Kona blend is all.

Nice - best coffee out there IMHO

 

[LocuMob]

Nice - best coffee out there IMHO

I wish the word "blend" wasn't in it. I used to have a source for Kona beans at giveaway prices, sigh.