NOT MINE 1970 Dodge Monaco Coupe (Derby Car) - $1,000 - Hempstead, Texas

[T-revorNobody]

At the time of posting, this FB listing is 3 hours old.

1970 Dodge Monaco Coupe - $1,000 - Hempstead, Texas

There's gotta be some useful parts left right?

FB Description
Willing to trade or sell it has a 5.0 302 Ford engine in it does run needs couple of things to get it driving DOES NOT DRIVE I was gonna me it a derby at don’t have he time Serious inquires only

 

[polara71]

 

[71Polara383]

Wow. Terrible build.

 

[71Polara383]

I wUz GoNnA dErBy iT bUt i DoNt kNoW hOw tO bUiLd DeMo cArS

 

[ceebuddy]

...plus I can't distinguish a 1971 model from a 1970 Monaco.

 

[marty mopar]

I was gonna me it a derby at don’t have he time

BUT he had time to turn the engine compartment into total cluster f...
BTW: nice choice of words in the sentence above

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

I wUz GoNnA dErBy iT bUt i DoNt kNoW hOw tO bUiLd DeMo cArS

Nice try...
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[67-Fury]

Besides the obvious here, what is astounding to me is how illiterate people are anymore. I mean 80% of for sale ads I see online are completely unintelligible. I mean what he wrote, does that actually make sense to him?

"I was gonna me it a derby at don’t have he time Serious inquires only"

 

[69CoronetRT]

Besides the obvious here, what is astounding to me is how illiterate people are anymore. I mean 80% of for sale ads I see online are completely unintelligible. I mean what he wrote, does that actually make sense to him?

"I was gonna me it a derby at don’t have he time Serious inquires only"

"Oh. But Bobby, you don't need to learn how to spell or use proper grammar or anything like that anymore. We have devices that do it FOR you. People won't judge you by how you write or speak. That's SO old and judgmental."

 

[71Polara383]

Proper grammar is racist!

 

[PeugFra]

Grammar helps in getting your point across. If you are not achieving that with your utterance, you will have to adapt to other people's capability to understand you or you will, in this case, be stuck with a lot of things you didn't succeed in selling.

But wait, communication nowadays is visual: pics, emojis etc. I think we are heading for an Ancient-Egypt kind of thing. Everything you want to say is captured in pictures.

 

[67-Fury]

The english language is such a force and we have just dumbed it down to no end With abbreviations and Ghetto slang. My grammar ain't perfect but I at least try.

 

[shooter65]

"Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited...." - Rocket

 

[69CoronetRT]

"Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited...." - Rocket

I am Groot!

 

[67-Fury]

Mr Wyatt @71Polara383 isn't that just like the car that you bought that got parted for no reason?

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Anyone notice that the fan is on backwards? Is this some derby mod to blow the flames away from the drivers compartment?
Or as anyone with half a brain knows is that you want to do all your damage hits with the *** end and is why you see them reversing the majority of the time.
Is this fan trick some kind of added pusher boost? Inquiring minds...

 

[71Polara383]

Mr Wyatt @71Polara383 isn't that just like the car that you bought that got parted for no reason?

Indeed!

I still have it! For no real reason also.