For anyone else interested... One of the primary pieces of advice I gave to Dylan and would give to anyone with a more than passing interest in the mechanical side of this... Try a few ASE tests.
With a set of study guides, many enthusiastic hobbyists would be capable of passing. Many techs working in the field are unable to pass and unwilling to put forth the effort. In the end, they are not worth very much in many jobs, but in an industry with so few ways to build resume fodder... they are worth doing.
If you have managed the knowledge to pass A1-A8 you are ASE Master Certified, and BTW have accomplished much of what a trade school certificate would give you when job seeking in the aftermarket. Manufacturers training is an entirely different subject and required if you're going to be successful at the dealership... but the dealer can send you, it just takes years instead of months to complete it that way.
I recommend the dealer route to anyone who wants to go mechanical and make money... not because there isn't other money out there, but because the exposure to dealer level tools, technology and training will quickly show how hard this job is for the aftermarket tech to compete in. The folks who work in general aftermarket repairs really have to be quite good at figuring stuff out with very little information.
If you ever found the FSM to be lacking, that was as good as it got when the car was new... now imagine a car with 100 control modules (computers) that are in a private network and you can only access 2 or 3 of them with the aftermarket tool at your disposal.
Recruiting does go on at the bigger schools, because there is so much demand in this industry for entry level techs. The other side of that issue is there are many shops who try to keep as many low paid employees as they can and will not continue to pay a senior tech top hourly wages if he can no longer produce as expected. In reality the middle of the payscale is what most shops hope to train a tech into... the tech himself will have to make the rise to the top on his own.
Other than factory credentials... all other certificates are often no more valuable than this one...
http://tootsie.com/core/files/tootsie/uploads/files/Award.pdf
BTW... talk to those who are doing this for real before you believe what you see on tv.