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My first wife, God rest her soul, was maticulous abt making out shopping lists.
We did most of our grocery shopping at a local store called "Dick's". They had a really good meat department!
She was making out her Saturday morning grocery items and my son ( abt 14 at the time) and I were helping her with reminders and suggestions for the 2 or 3 stores we frequented. Of course we needed poultry, so she wrote on her list.....

Chicken-dicks

My son and I laughed so hard it hurt, wondering how many of those we would want.....Ann didn't see the same humor we did!!!
When I was in high school, I got a job frying chicken for the Colonel. The cooking crew was all young guys like me, but the counter crew was all female. At least once every couple of days some comedian would stroll in from the tavern across the street and say “let me have some thighs and some breasts, and I’d like some chicken too hahahaha”. Then the girls would call the manager and he would throw them out without any chicken.
 
They went over to Hooters afterwards and got served. :D
 
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