I'm going to hijack this thread just a little... I like to drive the parts car on Fridays whenever I can. I am much happier than in my DD and I drive calmer. I will admit, I can get too aggressive at times.
Thursday evening driving the DD home after the big rush... I was gifted a relatively light traffic road for a change. Secondary, 4 lane divided roadway... the traffic signals seemed to be in my favor... wonderful... Until I came up on the moron who decided to spend the next few miles matching speed with the right lane car. Literally the light traffic had just a few cars, but this one couldn't be bothered to do anything but play "rolling roadblock". IDK if they were texting, unconscious or just an ahole... but I had another car stuck between them and me, and no clear way around the idiot.
We came to some gentle S turns where traffic tends to slow up a bit. The car between us had the chance to go right, and then slowed... I had a window. I signaled, took the right and started to pass. This seemed to "wake up" the unconscious ahole, who decided it was time to "defend his lane".... I suppose I have watched too much NASCAR... and I'm not really proud of myself for it... but I was coming up on a slower moving truck so I sped up and took the lane (50/50 chance the OP would have just decide to box me in with the truck if I didn't around here).
They leaned on the horn and now decided it was time to get really stupid aggressive. There are 5 lights inside of a mile of roadway, we made it through 3 of them without a full stop... this guy darting back and forth, blinking his lights and sounding his horn. I have never pulled over or gotten out of the car to escalate a road rage incident (best case...assault and battery, and yes that would prosecute here), and I did actually feel a little bad that I opted to not just sit behind this moron any longer.
With all of their antics trying to get to a position where they could confront me or throw things or cut me off and brake check... IDK maybe even shoot at me... the traffic behind was giving that car some room. The traffic really picks up in that spot as the tributary roads bring on much more traffic and I didn't have to do anything heroic, just try not to get caught at a dead stop for too long.
So as I am easing to a stop at the 4th light, they dart from behind me and are trying to get along side... CRUNCH. The silly idiot hit a stopped car in that lane. The light changed and we continued in traffic. I didn't stop as they fell behind me to see if the idiot stopped to give insurance info, but both cars turned off somewhere and were gone from my ability to track them as we got into more congested traffic.
Like I said, I felt a little bad for giving in to desire to get around that idiot... but I just couldn't stop chuckling the rest of my ride home and thinking they really needed to learn to focus on more than one thing at a time while driving.
Friday, in the parts car... I had a much calmer trip. I may have seen the same car, not sure... but the hood/grille were punched in a little. I chuckled some more...