You need to just get off the topic completely. Don't go near key words such as "Beatty", "Ned", "Underwear", "Piggy", "Squeal", "Deliverance", "1972", "Banjo", "Canoe", "Water", "Boating", "Woods", "Trees", ...and so on. All those words will eventually take you towards the most hideous of visions a mortal man can ever imagine.