So Im looking at all the little pictures there, if i buy a Newport i get to have a wife with three kids and sit in a meadow constantly smiling? or is it the wife and two kids frolicking by the water? No no wait, its the sail boat sailing across a bay and a seagull flying over, oh hang on no the mistress in my arms looking out off a porch arm in arm, oh there's the explanation it says so quite clearly, "You can have it all" and the last picture a crowd of people sitting around a campfire getting high. Yes Newport does it all....