For Sale AARRGH - brown 67 Newport 'Coen Brothers'

[fury fan]

Sometimes people just piss me off. This person is selling this car as a 1-owner, yet doesn't know whether the mileage is real or not? Yet he says he does know it sat in a barn. It only takes about 7% of the available logic of a 5th-grader to figure out it's not a 1-owner car, and that he was told it sat in a barn. (I'm making some assumptions based on the ebay trail, of course, but this has all the classic signs of the perpetuating BS of a flipper)

And it got a $17000 price increase for the detailing job it got.

I don't have any dog in fights like this, but it still boils my blood when I see it happen. I guess I just wish people like this would deal in stamps or coins or something. Stay out of our yard!

This is a genuine 1 owner car that spent its early life in Minneapolis and then in Illinois and showing a very low 26,000 miles. We do not know whether this is true mileage but we do know the car has sat in a barn for more than 25 years.

1967 Chrysler Newport | eBay

From just 2 months ago:

 

[1978 NYB]

Nothing special.....

4 door sedan with no A/C.

Clean but still a $5,000 car.

 

[cantflip]

Good for him if he gets it... But I will secretly hope he loses money on this one.

 

[has2bmopar]

How can a one owner car be a barn "find"?

Unless you have alzheimers, you can't "find" something you own of that size. "Dammit where the hell did I put my Chrysler?"... "Oh $hit, there it is right here in the barn; Now how the hell did that get in here?"

Is this the same retread that has the '57 300 conv recovered from the Titanic? If it mysteriously gets 463 people putting it on their watch list I would be ready to wager on it.

 

[Fratzog]

What these flippers rely on is the old adage "there's a sucker born every minute".

 

[1978 NYB]

You never know....

Someone could present his BIN price in cash and not even blink.

 

[bluefury361]

That car doesn't even "talk' to me. Always amazing how delusional some folks get.

 

[saylor]

"Dammit where the hell did I put my Chrysler?"... "Oh $hit, there it is right here in the barn; Now how the hell did that get in here?"




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[Rwc]

If can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle em with bullshit...but that means I have a bunch of NOS parts as soon as I get far enough into the back of the shop. Yay me

 

[tallhair]

Very nice car for someone looking for a 68 Newport 4 door

 

[commando1]

I hope somebody buys it and joins FCBO.
It would thrill me no end to be on a first name basis with him.

 

[fury fan]

I hope somebody buys it and joins FCBO.
It would thrill me no end to be on a first name basis with him.

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by that -- but knowing you, I dig that you said it!

 

[fury fan]

Good for him if he gets it... But I will secretly hope he loses money on this one.

Agreed. It would be cool for the car to get a forever home and not bounce around like a foster kid, and yeah, I hope he realizes it's not a bankroll and sells it for $4500.

 

[1978 NYB]

Very nice car for someone looking for a 68 Newport 4 door

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VIN says it's 67

 

[tbm3fan]

You never know....

Someone could present his BIN price in cash and not even blink.

Now who could be that stupid...?

 

[commando1]

Now who could be that stupid...?

Like I said above, whoever it is, I want to be on a first name basis with him.

 

[tbm3fan]

Future sucker... er , buyer?

 

[has2bmopar]

That car doesn't even "talk' to me.

I believe you are thinking of Kitt or Speed buggy...

 

[tbm3fan]

How can a one owner car be a barn "find"?

Unless you have alzheimers, you can't "find" something you own of that size. "Dammit where the hell did I put my Chrysler?"... "Oh $hit, there it is right here in the barn; Now how the hell did that get in here?"

Is this the same retread that has the '57 300 conv recovered from the Titanic? If it mysteriously gets 463 people putting it on their watch list I would be ready to wager on it.

New message from: luxurynsports (35)

Indeed, that's what happened. How extraordinary you should have guessed.

Kind regards,

- Luxurynsports

email: ensal (at) comcast.net


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Did the one owner lose their car in a barn and forgot where they put it?

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[fury fan]

Can't tell if the seller was being sarcastic in that reply, but either way, sounds kinda like they let the cat out of the bag that it's not a 1-owner.