What is an apostrophe?

Another one my wife has brought to my attention is spell check changing the word definitely to defiantly.

Picture: "That car is DEFIANTLY not green."
(angry car aggressively paints itself ANY OTHER COLOR than green.)
All my cars are defiantly not green!
 
parents demanding "specific needs" education. Every child is now special and is coddled.
In don't know whonwas the dricing force behind it, but we learned our granddaughter in the 2nd grade, will have a spelling list custom twilored to her level of spelling, each kid will hqve a different list of words, no standardizations anymore. I just shook my head.
 
Luckily I have a 20 something with great grammar and writing skills working for me. Anything going out of my office gets proof-read by her.
Holy ****: she's a time traveler! Hidden in her residence is her original 1949 birth certificate.
Damn... I promised myself that I wouldn't be like those "seniors" who looked down on me when I was 20+ years younger than I am now.
 
This thread's great! I'm still under the pernicious influence of hardass English teachers and Schoolhouse Rock.

I hate the trend of using adjectives as nouns, nouns as verbs, etc. Centrum Vitamins has a TV ad with the tagline, "Restoring your awesome, on the daily."

Morons.
 
In don't know whonwas the dricing force behind it, but we learned our granddaughter in the 2nd grade, will have a spelling list custom twilored to her level of spelling, each kid will hqve a different list of words, no standardizations anymore. I just shook my head.

Are you cereal? Regarding your actual statement, not the way you delivered it.
 
how it became a new language or how it initially started and became as common as it is today, is unknown.
I stumbled on a website that lets you translate Ebonics.
For kicks, I entered a simple sentence in the website's translation tool as: My Imperial is a big car.
The Ebonics translation of this simple sentence is: Yo! My Imperahal ahs a bahg rahzza. /QUOTE]

Blame the rap music! So bahgrazza is car? Or big car? I don't follow.

I'm impressed with the amount of traction this thread has gotten over such a short time. Makes me wonder how many pages have been racked up in one day. Is there a record? Should we make one? Should we care?
 
There's a downside to being anal about this stuff. I am continuously in trouble with the Mrs 1F1 for correcting her spelling, grammar, and sentence structure. It's at the point where she won't type or write anything in front of me anymore. She makes me write out all the birthday cards because I don't make spelling mistakes, and that sucks.
 
How much witout?
Wit is in general use, now. :BangHead:

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Are you cereal? Regarding your actual statement, not the way you delivered it.
I make cereal. I am serious, I heard it two days ago, maybe three. The 2nd grader had some trouble last year, maybe it was the fact that both her parents work full time jobs, and have three other jobs they do throughout the week. Good folks, just need to prioritize for their children a little bit more. We do our part to make sure she's as smart as she can be.
 
Just my observations...

Ten years ago, I ran across lots of folks who couldn't functionally read. They may have met the expectation required to graduate high school, but that's been meaningless for a long time.

Today, I seldom run across the same problem... they can't spell, they can't think logically (even worse than before)... but they can read directions, and then choose not to follow them.

Texting and cell phones are responsible for the improvement. It ain't much better, but it is a whole different problem. One person, a guy in his mid 50's, still refuses to go near a computer. By all appearances, he seemed to be functionally illiterate, but now texts all day long... he has discovered pornographic internet memes with his phone and abused the discovery enough I had to block his number. He has no concept about how connected he already is via his phone, and thinks he'd need to take a class to turn on a desktop.

These problems aren't limited to young folks, anybody who doesn't care if they appear stupid can do it. I screw up a bunch, I'm mostly a two finger pecker (which should make my longer posts that much more impressive), I would make you run out of red ink trying to correct all of my grammatical errors... but at least I don't want to look like an idiot.
 
so is it 80s, or 80's, or '80s, or '80's...?

I'm just going to go it is from the eighties.

The '80s. :)

Though, I guess if '80s was somehow being used as a possessive, it'd be '80's. But I'd try to avoid the double apostrophe then simply because it looks odd to me and use 1980's.
 
There really is no excuse if you're sending a formal letter.
It takes about 5 seconds to find "Proper use of a comma" or apostrophe, etc on the interweb.
 
This thread's great! I'm still under the pernicious influence of hardass English teachers and Schoolhouse Rock.

I hate the trend of using adjectives as nouns, nouns as verbs, etc. Centrum Vitamins has a TV ad with the tagline, "Restoring your awesome, on the daily."

Morons.
YES.

Also things like: "FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE."

Bite me.

I (as usual) blame a whole lot of this on the internet. Specifically Web 2.0 and social media marketing trends. The whole ding a ling, ditsy, 'the future is friendly' dumbing down of everything. I knew as soon as that crap started it would spill over into everyday speech and it did. It's really easy to get ideas out on the web and now these linguistic trends (and so much other poorly thought out tripe) spread faster than wild fire in So Cal.

Greased rails.
 
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